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gm legends, happy Wednesday.

Here’s today’s lineup: Eleven Music turns your hummed riffs or typed prompts into full songs ready to tweak; Sequoia Health 2.0 puts men’s sexual wellness plans, expert chats and seamless bookings in one private app; SpeedVitals RUM shows you live performance choke points straight from real users’ browsers; and Josh asked YC founders whether they’d hand off 90 percent of support chats to bots and where they draw the line.

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Eleven Music turns words or hummed riffs into full songs. Type “80s synthwave with guitar solo” or hum a melody, pick mood and length, and get downloadable stems ready to tweak. No studio hassle, just instant tracks.

🔥 Our Take: Anyone who’s ever slapped plugins together at 3 AM knows the gap between a riff and a demo is brutal. Eleven Music shrinks that gap, you hum a hook in your kitchen and you’ve got a track by breakfast. It will mix a country twang with a techno beat just to mess with you, but those wild mash-ups are half the fun.

Josh asked YC founders “Would you trust AI to handle 90% of your support chats?”

In other words, can bots take care of the easy questions without your brand catching fire?

Founders split: some run small pilots on FAQs and simple triage, others bailed after tone-deaf responses. Bottom line, bots can do the grunt work but you need a human backup when things get real.

Dive into the thread to see who’s testing what and where it still falls apart.

SpeedVitals RUM watches your site through real users’ browsers. It logs load times, error spikes and device quirks, then shows you the biggest chokepoints in a clean dashboard.

🔥 Our Take: A sluggish page is the fastest way to kill any buzz, and guessing at fixes is a slow death march. SpeedVitals RUM hands you the cold hard data on every millisecond you’re wasting. It won’t write the patch but it makes performance pain impossible to ignore.

Sequoia Health 2.0 centralizes men’s sexual wellness in one private app. You get a custom plan, progress tracking, expert chats on demand and seamless appointment booking without awkward waiting rooms.

🔥 Our Take: A lot of men (me included) skip checkups because the process feels off-putting and impersonal. Sequoia’s latest update makes it straightforward to get expert guidance without the fear of judgment. You still have to take that first step, but having everything in one place makes the process a lot easier to follow.