😸 It's 1996 again

gm legends, happy Thursday.

Today’s lineup: a feral little desktop helper that channels Clippy and actually types replies straight into whatever app you’re using, an AI operator that runs real experiments on quantum chips so humans can stop babysitting hardware knobs, and a Netlify side project that lets you launch tiny AR “capsules” of your site into a shared sky just because the internet should still be fun sometimes.

Clippy, but on Steroids is a small desktop assistant that runs local language models and sits wherever you are typing. It watches the text field you are in, generates a response, and pastes it straight in so you can skip the copy paste shuffle between chat and whatever app you are using. You can trigger it with voice or keyboard and have it fire off chores like creating Linear tickets or updating your Google Calendar.

🔥 Our Take: If you grew up with a tiny paperclip judging your Word homework, this is the full circle moment. Same little guy on your screen, except now it runs locally, sees where you are typing, and actually does the boring parts for you instead of just asking if you need help writing a letter.

Alina Petrova kicked off a thread after reading a Deutsche Bank report that puts numbers on something everyone argues about anyway: how likely AGI is in the next five years.

She points out the split between money and science. Capital is acting like AGI is inevitable soon, judging by what’s being poured into chips and data centers. Researchers, on the other hand, are way more cautious, with estimates closer to 20 percent and big gaps still around reasoning, long-term learning, and real “world models.”

Replies so far lean toward: AGI-ish systems are coming, but not the clean sci-fi version people imagine. Expect more powerful, more general tools that replace big chunks of knowledge work, lots of debate over what “counts” as AGI, and a long stretch where AI is hugely useful without actually thinking like a human.

Conductor Quantum is an AI control layer for real quantum hardware. You describe the experiment in plain language and its agent Coda generates the quantum program, picks qubits on silicon chips, handles calibration and noise, runs the job, then sends the results and logs back through an API or web console. The idea is to turn weeks of manual tuning and semiconductor feature hunting into something you can spin up and iterate on in a session.

🔥 Our Take: From the outside, quantum is all headlines and hype; on the inside it is a lot of staring at transport plots and nudging parameters until something behaves. Handing that grind to an AI operator that actually understands the device lets the humans focus on the interesting part, which is deciding what to run next, not fighting the hardware into submission.

Netlify Capsules lets you turn one of your Netlify projects into a tiny digital payload and launch it into a shared AR sky. Pick a site, add a photo, song or note, tweak the orbit, and fire it off so people can spot it overhead with their phone and open whatever you tucked inside. It is part Easter egg, part map of the 10 million devs building on Netlify right now.

Our Take: This is peak internet nerd celebration in the best way. No growth loop, no productivity angle, just a weird little constellation made of personal sites, side projects and thank you notes floating next to each other. It is a fun excuse to ship something tiny and see who else is sharing sky with you.