MEN ARE NOT PIGS
Did you know that pigs don't cool themselves down by sweating?
Instead, they regulate their body temperature by wallowing in the mud.
But you are not a pig.
You are a man.
That means you don't wallow.
And you certainly do sweat.
But big deodorant brands don't want you to sweat.
Is it because big deodorant brands think men are pigs? We don't know.
What we do know is that once you start using Beardbrand Utility Deodorant, your pits will feel better than they ever have.
There's no aluminum, no harsh rash-causing chemicals, and nothing that leaves chalky white marks on your shirt. And the best part? When you sweat, your sweat smells like your favorite Beardbrand fragrance.
So ask yourself the question: am I a pig?
If you answered no, we've got the deodorant for you.