one night, this girl we know was coming home from work. actually, come to think of it, it was a night just like tonight
she was super stressed from her day and just starting to unwind — when suddenly…
her phone buzzed! she thought, “it could be a friend, her mom, maybe even her crush…”
but no
it was a text from her co-worker!
she gasped, horrified! but as she read on, she sighed. sammy was only sending a thank you text after hours
relieved and a little touched, she glided to the fridge. she pulled open the door
and as the grey, unflattering light spread across her face, she saw it:
she. was. out. of. Receeeeeeesssssss!!! she screamed and we never heard from her again. except when she ordered some Recess the other day
don’t let this happen to you.
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