MEN ARE NOT DOGS
Did you know that dogs don’t sweat?
Instead, dogs cool themselves down by panting.
And while you might have that dog in you, you are not a dog.
You are a man.
That means the only panting you do is breaking in a pair of crisp selvedge denim. And that also means you sweat.
But big deodorant brands don't want you to sweat. They want you to plug your sweat glands with aluminum, destroying your natural microbiome and making you increasingly dependent on their pit-plugging product.
Is it because big deodorant brands think men are dogs? We don't know.
What we do know is that once you start using Beardbrand Utility Deodorant, your pits will feel better than they ever have.
There's no aluminum, no harsh rash-causing chemicals, and nothing that leaves chalky white marks on your shirt. And the best part? When you sweat, your sweat smells like your favorite Beardbrand fragrance.
So ask yourself the question: am I a dog?
If you answered no, we've got the deodorant for you.